If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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