You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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