does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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