She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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