I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
