they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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