I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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