awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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