You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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