told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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