# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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