I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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