So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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