Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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