Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Pooping to opera.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
