I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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