Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
