Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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