I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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