I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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