..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Do I have a choice?
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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