he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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