I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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