Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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