I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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