Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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