Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
