Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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