Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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