You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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