did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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