Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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