I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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