She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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