Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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