Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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