don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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