It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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