Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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