I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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