Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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