Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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