You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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