Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
