Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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