no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I could fuck to npr.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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