Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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