Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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