That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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