why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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